Tim Rideout : recording artist, music producer, New Media musician

Monster geek, Master SPIP coder and designer of pimped-out websites, the SPIP Jedi coded the Web 1.0 right outta Rideout’s site. He will PWN your CSS and r0xx0r your useability.

"One last thing thou must accomplish yet, Spip Padawan. Thou shalt go henceforth and boldly create where noone has created before, a new section herein. Thou shall name yon section “Site Map”, yea, and this shall be good. A keyword thou shalt apply to this section, yea, mightily, and this keyword shall be “plan”, yea, for all of eternity. People shall rejoice and garnish your feet with pickled tomatoes and herrings and scented oils with little seeds in them.

“But lo! Your Spip task shan’t be complete, Spip Padawan, until you strike upon yon section, with terrible righteousness, the mark of the “cacher” keyword or thy navbar shall look like shit thereafter. Only then can thou go forth and spread the word of cool to all people, yea, and the beat shall be pumped up henceforth and booties shalt be shaken truly, and shaketh they will be unto my sight, for until the night all shall last. And unto this booty-shaking night, Mike shall lay with Lucy, and Bert shall lay with Madeline, and Peter shall lay with Steve, and Bert shall lay with Lucy henceforth until a great confusion ensues and Bert loses his teeth, yea, mightily, upon Mike’s cuckold fist. Go now in peace, my Spip Padawan, and Spip on.”