Get the ROFL opener, I need to pop open another can of l33t.
No sir - not only does he r0xx0r the keys [1], he also does the sequences, phonky beats, scratches some whack decktronixx, produces, directs, films, does his own dialogue and chooses his own DJ DJ Not to be confused with “musician” or “talented artist”; plays music by inserting small hydrocarbon disc in digital player or analog turntable; manipulates sound and media in alledged “performance” of music, often using a laptop or other pre-recorded source; post-millenium equivalent of drugged-out rock star, but cooler and with better drugs; most musicians are envious of the DJ because he actually makes a living while they still deliver pizza or work at the music store; gets more chicks than drummers shades.
Get the ROFL opener, I need to pop open another can of l33t.
Starring Tim Rideout.
Special cameo appearance by Sydney Roy.
Fisher Price Jams
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